Thoughts on God's Word
Linda L. Guevara
Now that's funny...
Now that's funny...
We'd still be in paradise if Adam and Eve were Chinese. They would have eaten the Snake.-Unknown
What do Alexander the Great
and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Answer: Their middle names.
Star Nosed Mole
What waiting on the Lord can feel like...
"Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church."
"Did you give it back?"
"Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer."
Abraham asked Issac to upgrade his home computer
Issac reviewed the system and stated "Forgive me, Father but the system just doesn't seem to have enough memory."
And Abraham said "My son, God will provide the RAM."
"My friend is spreading rumors about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play that game!"
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic? The strength of the communion wine.
People are too judgmental nowadays.
I can tell just by looking at them.
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates
a hostile work environment.
